An Evil Orang-Utan Is President and Business Is Good

Can’t believe the Dirty Tricks Squad completely slept through the election of 2016 and the installation of Donald Trump as President of the United States by the Russian government.

I imagine millions of people were turning to us, being the only real and true Dirty Tricks Squad, to get some idea of what was going on, and there I was just enjoying my life and wondering if it really made any difference to me who was the President.

Turns out it doesn’t.

Trump has been even a little better for me in terms of what I do for society.


Business is good.

Not the getting people to buy books and read them business, because that business is most decidedly bad. Just last month I had a printer, Edwards Brothers Malloy, who had been in business since the 1800’s, go out of business on me with my latest book in their pipeline, and I had to scramble to get it ready for the client in ten days, but since I’m just about the best in the world at what I do I got it done.

I hope you’re all having as much fun, too, waking up every day unsure if anything will still be the same. These are truly the interesting times the Chinese wished for us, and the Russians so generously made a reality.

Enjoy. Back in two more years.


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