How A Bad Picture Can Ruin Your Day

Alabama Gulf Coast


A bad photograph can ruin your day. I started cardiac rehab last November, and they wouldn’t even let me pick up a weight. Finally, they relented and allowed me to join the group with one pound dumbbells. For seven months after that I trained steadily for the family vacation I knew was coming in the Gulf Shores. At the end I was 210 pounds and felt pretty good. Then the first day of our vacation Jenny took my picture when I wasn’t looking and sent it to me. It was awful. I looked soft and flabby and out of shape. I knew that wasn’t the case, so I asked her to take my picture again our last day on the beach. This time I was ready for her and sucked in my stomach. This one turned out slightly better, but I’m still really unhappy.

I made a fourth video for The Time Traveling Penis last night. It took me two hours to edit the dang thing. It turned out terrible.






Me in the Gulh


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